Sunday, October 28, 2012

I #Poko You

Dear Readalot,

I love you. Kinna. Maybe. Ugh!! I don't know. Let me think about it.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012


Dear Readalot,

Girls are not very likable. They seem to have the incredible ability to be disliked. If you like a girl, it's either she's pretending or she has jazzed you. Most likely.

Boys don't like girls. Girls don't like girls.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Mortal Kombat

Dear Readalot,

I'd like to tell a tale of warriors...


Vexalot tears his shirt and beats his chest like a chimpanzee. He runs around with his eyes wide. He's unbelievably angry. He points at the piece of scum in front of him;